The Life and Times of James

Base Story:
The Richardson and Peters family join together when Chris Richardson and Elen Peters get married. They rent for the weekend a Manor in the Welsh Hills. Built long ago by a wealthy business man. The guests are to spend 3 nights in the house and the grounds for an impressive wedding party. The Guests start to complain of music and voices above their rooms during the night, aswell as Elen's young cousin who wants to play with a non-existant child who he has seen in the atic window. The last day people are missing from the house and it is thought they have left early. During the final meal they can here music and yelling from near the top floor of the house. Chris offers to investigate. He ascends the stairs. As he reaches the top wing followed closley by several of the party the music cuts out. As chris walsk the stairs to the attic he hears whispers. He find at the top several rooms cluttered with childrens toys and books. There is a massive hall with a few long tables and plates with few bits of rotting food on them. One of the tables houses a turntable style music grammerphone thing. A jug of water starts to spin. Chris moves in to investigate as it shatters and explodes into his face slashing him and causing blood to Gush. The members of the party who had followed him shreik as a child appears on the table next to wear the jug stood. Eyes cleaming he holds a knife and rushes at the party. They run leaving chris bleeding on the floor. The terror begins. The bar man who informs the guests of the house sordid past has locked all the doors preventing escape. Can the guests survive the night until the coach arrives in the morning? The final scene is of Elen huddled in the bar clutching a knfie and crying. She hears the wheels of a bike. Screams cut to black screen as the audience hears a thud.

Well President Obama has one the peace prize. What the fuck has he done to warrant this? Its just de-valued the prize by an incredible amount.

This countrys in a bit of a shit state. Something needs to be done about it. Here is a world which would work...at least in my eyes.

General Drink, Drugs and sex
Car driving age 18.
Alcohol purchasing age increased to 21, a responsible adult can purchase for 18 year olds+.
Smoking age 16.
All drugs will be legalised. This will cause a standard to be created which will limit the damage drugs can do. Heroin cannot be sold or purchased. Users will receive Heroin under the NHS to help them kick the habbit.
Sex will be illegal for under 18's. Anyone caught having sex will be prosecuted. The levels of teenage pregnancy is ridiculoues.

Crime
Any person carrying a knife without a reason will be prosecuted and face a minimum fine of £1000 aswell as community service.
Anyone caught beating up or attempting to stab a person in the street will be arrested and serve a prison term of no less than 3 years.
If a person kills another with a knife or gun in a street fight will face the death penalty. They will be stoned by the persons family whose member they killed. If the family refuse to kill them then the general public will stone them.
If a person is convicted of molesting a child under the age of 16 they will be left unsupervised in a room with members of the molsted childs family for 5 minutes, then escorted to prison for a prison term deemed suitable by the judge. If they do not emerge alive from the room the deceased will be handed to his or her family.

Police
They willl not have as much paperwork. There will be no quibbles about the police being Politically Correct. They will have immune from prosecution to an extent.
More police on the streets and not in the police stations.
They will have the right to stop and search at their discretion.
They have the right to disperse groups of under 18's.
They will be respected!

Immigration
Borders will be shut until the country is deemed fit to take on more people.
Area managers will be recruited to survey every house to see whose living there. Anyone who is illegal will be shipped back to their country.
If a person wants to live in GB they must speak English and not practice their religeon.
Only so many will be allowed in each year. If you wish to come you must have a valuable ability or resource to the country be it a skilled job or money.

Religeon
The only religeon allowed in Britain will be Christianity, Judaism or Catholociscm.
Anyone found to be practicing another religeon will be prosecuted.

Benefits
If you have worked and have been laid off you have the right to a small pot of benefits money to keep you afloat for 3 months while you find another job.
If you have never worked you must perform community work to earn it.
NHS will still exist. There will be no post code lottery.

Education
Every child must be educated to a high degree.
At 16 ever child goes to Sixth Form, College, or find an Apprenticeship.
After leaving school every child must perform national service until they are 21. This will teach respect and discipline.
If a child is disruptive and has no interest to learn they will be removed from the classroom.

Well that was a wall of text and a psychologist could probabley tear it all apart and analyse me but hey. I couldn't be a worse prime minister than Gordon Brown.

I did the Swansea Bay 10k this Sunday gone. Its by far my least favourite run. Its so flat and straight its horrible. I havn't run properly since I took up squash. I used to run on Tuesdays but they have become training days for Myself, Matt and Alice.

I ran with my new iPhone using an app called Runkeeper. It tracks your data via GPS and gives all kinds of info. I recorded my results from the day here.

I have the Mens Health Survival of the Fittest next weekend. It will be one Testosterone Fuelled 2 hours of 10km of running with 10 assault course like obstacles. Fucking A! The only downside is an early start and im not a morning person.

Theres a topic on the news lately regarding childcare and anyone who spends more than 2 hours a day with other peoples children(such as sleepovers or dropping them off at sports etc) will need to register as a childminder! Who the fuck thinks up these rules and laws.

This pains me to say in a way as im a Public Sector worker but I hope Labour are ousted at the next elections. If the Tories get in my days working will be numbered(more than likely).

Well I lost the squash match I was so excited about but I really enjoyed myself. Squash has kind of cooled down at the moment as Matt, the guy I play regular with has just become a father.

I made the squash team however so im looking forward to getting on court with some awsome players to get my arse kicked.

Im currently sat at home, I took a couple of days off to spend time with Eddie(my dog) as my mums away and I didn't want him alone all week. Im also gearing up for the Swansea Bay 10k at the weekend. Im not going to get an amazing time, but aslong as I beat Old Man Jack I don't care.

It made me laugh when I saw in the news a load of "Musicians" are getting all jumped up about file sharers. Seriousley opwn your eyes. The majority of you music is Grade A shite. Do I really want to pay to listen to how Lilly Allen had to give head all night while getting fuck all back in return? No! If your music was worth it then people would buy it. And lets face it, your hardly on the streets. They don't realise how well they have it, and they don't realise the countless ways to get music under the radar. Granted it won't be as easy, but it won't be hard.

I went to practice squash today on my own(How Sad but no one was free for a game). I caught Nigel(A really good player and coach) and Alice(A young girl who I have played a few times, who gets coached by Nigel). Hes arranged a few friendly matches in a couple of weeks time, I can't wait I think he said the team is from Newcastle, but anyway theres a spread on in the bar afterwards. Roll on the 20th

Off to the cinema in an hour with Dale to see Sorority Row. A remake of an old slasher. Those who know me, know I LOVE Slashers. Theres nothing better than watching attractive semi-naked girls getting gutted, hopefully this will be a good un.

I was hoping to get another game of squash today however the courts were booked until late...or a bit too late for me. I was glad in a way I guess as im shattered. Almost 2+ full weeks of squash has tired me out. Hopefully tomorrow I'll get a game.

I tried the beta of Aion today. It was alright but the Korean sound effects started to drive me crazy so I doubt i'll play it. Still can't decide if I want to play Champions Online. I played during the early access and it was OK. Not great but wasn't terrible. I still have the game in it's wrapper which I will unpack and play when I feel the need.

Im looking forward to my Birthday on Friday. I don't really do much for my Birthdays. I just enjoy the day I take off work. I'll celebrate my Birthday when I stop getting asked for ID when I go to bars and clubs. It's no fun and really embarrasing that I still get asked at nearly 22. Oh well, everyone tells me I'll wish it happens when I get older.

For the past half a year or so I have been playing Squash, and I love it. I had played on and off for a few years but always got bored. I wasn't a great player but I beat everyone who I played easily(It doesn't say much for them).

About 6 months back one of the guys at work thought it would be a laugh to make me play a colleague from another department. I took up the challenge and lost by a huge amount, but I was hooked. There hasn't been a week I haven't picked up my squash racket since, and I have come on leaps and bounds.

I played with the squash club members at the Esporta Gym on Sunday and it was excellent. I didn't win a game but that didn't matter. I just had that much fun. We played a few different games which were:
Boast and Length | One person boasts the ball from the back and the other plays length. You can only play those shots and is up to one person to win. First to 5 points.
American 25 with 5 people | 2 Courts with 2 people on each. First person to 5 points wins that rally. The loser on that court swaps with the loser on the other. You retain your points each swap, so say you got 4 points the first round. You start the next round with 4 and the other starts with 5, and so on.
3/4 Court with 4 people | You can only use 3/4 of the court. 1 Person serves and the other receives. The other players stand in the no-go quarter and watch. You only gain a point when receiving. When a rally is lost you rotate. First person to 10 points.
American | I had 1 game of this at the end, but by this time I was ready to drop!

I find myself sat in work thinking about when im next going to be on court, and how I can improve my game. I have even gone as far as to film a few games.

Im still playing World of Warcraft. By playing I mean botting. Hopefully I will be able to sell a bit of in game gold soon to give me a bit of extra cash.

Its been a while since my last post. I have neglected it really.

I inserted a new Plugin called Bumpin today. Im not sure whether I will keep it. One of the guys at work(Marcus "Hateboy" Martin) tried to add it to his site and couldn't get it to work, so I had a go and what do you know.... It worked first time.

Im still botting on World of Warcraft. I just can't be bothered with it. Ill try the enw expansion Cataclysm when it's out, but it may have run its time with me.

I am playing Champions Online at the moment. Its quite a fun game flying about and throwing fire and electricity but it lacks certain features which WoW gives. Due to the fact you make your characters appearence as you want it theres no fun(From what I can see at the moment) with gearing up. Ill percevier though through to the top level but im not sure.